Dishwashers!!

[brmatty]

dont you just love em!! 30 mins and the rocker cover looks as good as new!! just dont tell the other half!!:chair:

[BRMark]

:laugh: Brilliant!

[spankyban]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSult! a new colour i can assume.

[Adam]

:rofl:

If I asked my dishwasher to do that she'd probably tell me to f'off :D

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I know I would ;)

[brmatty]

isnt that why they've got smaller feet!! to get closer to the sink..lol...jokin..honest!!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

:) I think you will find they are more handy for getting close to the bar and leaning foward to get the barmans attention..

Leaving you standing there waving inneffectively your £20 note whilst we get served our drinks


So do your own dishes. :)

[brmatty]

bummer if its a fit barmaid serving..lol!!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Id try my luck and blow her a kiss...;)

[brmad]

I really think this young lady is a fine addition to the group :thumbsup:

[Adam]

Ooo-err, where is this thread going.....

[brmad]

Dunno but I'm keeping my eyes on it !!

[Adam]

Back in your cages lads :whip:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Back in MY cages lads. :):whip:

[brmad]

:wub:

[Adam]

Back in MY cages lads. :):whip:

:shutup:

:wub:

Don't say you're cheating on me :wacko:

[brmad]

I'll do anything for a Taylor's or Warre's !

[Bornunder Dutchess]

*waves a bottle of Taylors port*

really now? shall we test this theory?

[brmad]

Is my better half looking ?

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Im pretty sure if I told her what youve been doing to her dishwasher she would be happy to take revenge by making you do tricks for Port.


;)

[Adam]

Now that's harsh, making a man suffer for his drink!

[brmad]

Its ok i've got two bottles in the cupboard already !

[Adam]

I've only got one left and that's a 'special occassion' bottle (Can't actually remember the name though :slap: )

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Well...I know where Im going later. :)

[Adam]

Well...I know where Im going later. :)

You coming over for drinks? :beer2:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

why of course..

Im going to raid your port stash.

Hope you dont mind. ;)

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Its ok i've got two bottles in the cupboard already !

;) for now.

[Adam]

why of course..

Im going to raid your port stash.

Hope you dont mind. ;)

Nah, can always buy more :beer2:

[BRMark]

What's with all the Port love amongst the BRM fraternity? I can't help feeling I've missed the boat on this one...........





I'll get my coat.

[Adam]

Its a grand tipple! :D

Although not my only choice of drink, just has its occassions. I'm usually an ale man, can't beat a good Old Speckled Hen!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Im usually a strick Tanqueray Gin or Beldevere Vodka drinker...

But Im also not in the least bit fussy...and if port is what is on offer, then port it is :)

[Adam]

There's a time and a place for any drink :D

G&T's are nice for drinking when clubbing (although haven't done that in a while).

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Anyone else noticed this thread appears to have gone slightly off subject?


Just me?


Ok then....

:wacko::offtopic:

[Adam]

Yup! Might move it into spam if I feel like it :D

[BRMark]

G&T's for clubbing? :laugh:

I thought a bottle of water was the choice of the discerning raver?

[Adam]

Only if said raver is tripping, but I'm a good boy :D

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I usually go armed with some rohypnol and a gag...but thats just me I guess

[Bornunder Dutchess]

the above comment was brought to you by the brm.co.uk's official tone lowerer.


Again.

[brmatty]

you boys keeping somthing quiet!! try the A.A...and thats not the breakdown ppl!!

[BRMark]

Only if said raver is tripping, but I'm a good boy :D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


:laugh:

[brmad]

Ad, don't you mean Old Speckled 'Un to quote it's origin. I'm almost with you, just prefer Spitfire.

[BRMark]

This is going to be a complicated round if we ever get a mass meet!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


:laugh:

Adam....care to explain why Mark finds this so damn funny? ;)

[Adam]

Ad, don't you mean Old Speckled 'Un to quote it's origin. I'm almost with you, just prefer Spitfire.

Man knows his stuff :clap2:

Adam....care to explain why Mark finds this so damn funny? ;)

Erm......because he likes tripping over? :icecream:

[El Groover]

Currently, my vote goes to Sharps "Doom Bar" - excellent pint, and a fine name if ever there was one. Unless I'm in the land of the little peeple, in which case is has to be a Murphy's - to be sure.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Next meet...I am NOT getting the first round.

[brmad]

This thread should now be sponsored by CAMRA.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Thread hijacked

[BRMark]

Thread hijacked

I feel you're not new to forums, threadjacking FTMFW! :laugh:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

FT...? Pardon?

[Adam]

For The Mother Funbling Win

[BRMark]

FT...? Pardon?

Okay I stand corrected.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Seriously! What does it mean..?

Dont make me get the thumb screws out.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

For the mother funking win..

Awesome

[BRMark]

From this, with added sweary bit for emphasis!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Every day is a learning day at www.thebrm


;)

So...coming to the meet to teach me more new naughty words?

[BRMark]

So...coming to the meet to teach me more new naughty words?


No.







Okay maybe...

[Bornunder Dutchess]

...........................?

[Taff]

reading all that was like watchin a stant up comedian at his best, al murry maybee. lol

[Bornunder Dutchess]

The question is...was it as good for you as it was for me? ;)

[Adam]

Increase smut level to 10!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Awwww....just a 10?

Im loosing it in my old age.

[brmatty]

how did my post about dishwashers end up like this!!!lol u dirty rats.....lol

[Bornunder Dutchess]

You think thats bad, I was on my hands and knees in the road covered in oil last night whilst talking to one of the BRM boys last night.




Dont get excited, they were talking me through checking brake pads.

;)


Or were they?