rectum stretcher

[dantheman]

> While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
> bridge
> only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
>
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> patronizing
> smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
>
> To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
>
> 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
>
> I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
> The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
> rectum
> stretcher do?'
>
>
> 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
> to two
> fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from
> side to
> side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
> stretch it,
> until it's about 6 feet wide.'
>
> 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.
>
>
>
> 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

[Arron]

lmao mint

[Bornunder Dutchess]

love it.