A Proud Day

[Bornunder Dutchess]

My BRM status has graduated from "Enthusiast" to "Lover"

I've got to be honest I was half expecting Adam to change it to

BRM "Killer" or "Wrecker" ;)

[BRMark]

I'd have gone for 'Pest' - seems more fitting :laugh:

[Adam]

Hmm.....

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Would I be the first person on BRM.co.uk who has thier own special status?

Becuase if I can put requests in I want to to be "Official Tone Lowerer" please.


(also could somone check out if lowerer is a real word? I'm not sure and google proves inconclusive)

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Pest/Killer?!

Oh thats cold Adam.

[Adam]

Would I be the first person on BRM.co.uk who has thier own special status?


Nope, Taffy was first. :icecream:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Ah yeah course!

Taffy's is welsh one or something isnt it?

:)

Ah well...first the worst second the best ;)

(soz Taffy!)

[Adam]

Mark was second :whistle:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Third the one with the hairy chest?

Fantastic. ;)

[Poledriver]

You have a hairy chest?!
Now that I've got to see! :whistle:

[Adam]

So much smut on the forum :no:

[Poledriver]

Sorry, I've been spending too much time on Pistonheads! :innocent:

[Adam]

I've only ever been on PH once or twice, even though I went to their 'fest thing a couple of years ago.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Its like an alpaca. ;)

[Adam]

Its like an alpaca. ;)

http://upsidedownhippo.com/archives/chewbacca.jpg

[BRMark]

So much smut on the forum :no:


We're all adults! :icecream:


You have a hairy chest?!
Now that I've got to see!


I haxored this photo from Kirsty's facebook just for you!

http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/herry.jpg

[Bornunder Dutchess]

http://upsidedownhippo.com/archives/chewbacca.jpg

How did you get that photo of my mum?

[Adam]

Oh I'm mean :D

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I dont know, the blue dye job and monobrow look is growing on me...literally. ;)

[BRMark]

You're scrummy! :D

[Bornunder Dutchess]

You're scrummy! :D

Betcha you just want to honk my big purple snout dont you?

[BRMark]

Betcha you just want to honk my big purple snout dont you?

I'm not sure... it reminds me of something but I just can't put my finger on it :hmm:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

But you want to put your finger on it, right?

[BRMark]

I'm not falling into that trap! :hmm:

[Poledriver]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I'm not falling into that trap! :hmm:


Really? How about a little drink first?

*Hands Mark Roofie laced cuppa*



*waits*

[BRMark]

You don't need to use subterfuge, buy me a pint and a packet of crisps and I'm ready to go!

[Adam]

Am I going to have to create a special 'Mark & Kirsty Flirt Room' section?

[BRMark]

I'm not sure slipping drugs into a persons drink is classed as flirting, at least the judge I had didn't see it that way :(

[Adam]

I think its called 'extreme flirting'!

[m8typ]

Surely up north it counts as flirting??

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Look... now I'm blue, hairy with a monobrow and my facial features are arranged in the same way as male genitals, I can't afford to be choosy.


Ok?

[m8typ]

Even still, would you drop your beliefs and go Northern?

[Poledriver]

even still, would you drop your briefs and go northern?


efa :)

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Hairy blue monsters don't wear briefs.

True story.

[BRMark]

I think its called 'extreme flirting'!


Is that like Extreme Ironing?

http://www.noelkingsley.com/blog/archives/extreme_ironing4.jpg

[Poledriver]

That's why you're blue! You need warming up! ;)

[BRMark]

That's why you're blue! You need warming up! ;)

Now who's trying to get in on a bit of hairy scarey monster lovin! :laugh:

[Poledriver]

:joker:
I've seen to many people falling for the fat old keyboard warrior pretending to be a young hottie to fall for that!

No offence intended if I'm wrong Duchess! :)

[Bornunder Dutchess]

:joker:
I've seen to many people falling for the fat old keyboard warrior pretending to be a young hottie to fall for that!

No offence intended if I'm wrong Duchess! :)



FAT? OLD?? HOW RUDE! Im not a pound over 40 stone and I dont look a day over 60! ;)

[Adam]

I just had to post it....

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/5/d/55d493713dd2209a924785ae05ac494c.jpg

[Poledriver]

FAT? OLD?? HOW RUDE! Im not a pound over 40 stone and I dont look a day over 60! ;)

Well if you're female as well you sound just my type! ;)

[m8typ]

Yeah but I hate those skinny girls that are only 40 stone. I like to have to remove the front of the house to take my women on a date

[BRMark]

That's it guys this is now officially:

http://www.debt-consolidation-credit-repair-service.com/forums/images/smilies/thread%20jacked.gif

[Adam]

This is why I created the spam section.

http://ownedirl.com/misc/Hijack-DeNiro.jpg

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

*flutters eyelashes and wiggles chins*


Tell me your not impressed.

I have my own lifting apparatus too ;)

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Yeah but I hate those skinny girls that are only 40 stone. I like to have to remove the front of the house to take my women on a date

then you and me should exchange numbers.

If your lucky i'll let you see my cankles.

[BRMark]

Blurgh :sick:

[BRMark]

I think we've just hit the nail on the head peeps!

Sorry to get back on topic but surely Kirsty's username should read:

Bornunder Dutchess
Threadjacker.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Result.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

If Im on my best behaiviour the moderator might let me have my own profile photo back too...


*looks appealingly at Adam*


I'll be good, I pwomise!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Fine..I'll do it myself :)

[boogie]

then you and me should exchange numbers.

If your lucky i'll let you see my cankles.

will you two get a room

[m8typ]

at this rate its going to be one pretty big room to accomodate everyone!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I love this post. I've gone from being a normal looking 26 year old girl who loves BRM's to being a hairy blue monster with a c*ck and balls for a face, to a threadjacker, skirted round the prospect of drugging and taking advantage of one or more of the other forum members and finally wound up as a 60 year old carthorse with calfs for ankles.


Ah the internet. ;)

[BRMark]

At least you know how to appeal to a wider audience! :laugh:

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Who can resist a fat hairy girl after all? :)

[m8typ]

People with sight?

[Bornunder Dutchess]

I refer you to my earlier post about drugging my conquests in order to get my way.


I think that takes care of the "people with sight" problem.

Unless they sleep witgh their eyes open.

;)

[m8typ]

I dont think the drug just "lets them sleep", its not quite Horlicks!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

You know to much.

I dont trust you ;)

[BRMark]

Horlicks is like GHB for OAPs.

[Bornunder Dutchess]

How did this once proud forum sink to these debauched depths?


It was nice when I first got here, no talk of date raping oap's or accusing each other of thread jacking...and being fat and hairy.

[Poledriver]

You started it! :)

[m8typ]

Well it definatley didnt happen before you joined!

[Bornunder Dutchess]

*folds arms*


Not my fault!

[BRMark]

The majority disagrees! :D

[Bornunder Dutchess]

Pretend Mexicans cant count.

[BRMark]

Uno

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