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BRMark
11-05-2009, 04:00 PM
So what are everyone's plans for this most tenuos of national celebrations?

I'm thinking wrapped up warm, mulled wine, jacket potatos with chille con carne and fireworks in the garden :D

Fyi if you find yourself dragging a sofa outside to watch shopping trolleys glow on a fire of old doors and fence panel - chances are you're a chav! :chair:

http://www.wishlantern.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sky-lanterns-guy-fawkes.jpg

BigWhistler
11-05-2009, 04:26 PM
Where gonna be gettin our fireworks tonight, waitin till friday for the party though. Its got to be the traditional pie and peas for us though!!!

BRMark
11-05-2009, 04:46 PM
And Parkin? you're Northern, gotta have Parkin! :D

burrows
11-05-2009, 06:09 PM
Theres going to be a hog roast at the party I am going to (not roasted on the bonfire!) but it's hissing down here and I have to find my wellies and waterproof.

Poledriver
11-05-2009, 06:11 PM
Ha Ha... It really is grim oop north! :D

Bornunder Dutchess
11-05-2009, 09:36 PM
I've been stood out on the balcony at the back of my flat watching the lads from the estate start a bonfire in the kids basketball park using what appears to be stolen disposable bbq's and the contents of the rubbish bins from surrounding "parkland" (grotty field full of used syringes and discarded cider bottles) and then chuck aerosol cans and glass bottles on it.

At one point one of them looked up and bellowed "Alrite titties! Fancy a go on this??!!!" and then pointed at his genitals.


If anyone can beat my evening I'll let them have a go on this! *points at half empty bottle wine*

hic!


Somone drank the rest.

brmatty
11-05-2009, 10:23 PM
i wouldnt say no to a go lol...ooh behave!!:chair:

BRMark
11-05-2009, 10:31 PM
At one point one of them looked up and bellowed "Alrite titties! Fancy a go on this??!!!" and then pointed at his genitals. .

Maybe he had a Nintendo in his pocket :hmm:

Bornunder Dutchess
11-05-2009, 10:58 PM
Pehaps he'd seen my driving and fancied his chances on Mario Kart.


AND I meant a go on my wine! Guttermind!

BRMark
11-06-2009, 09:16 AM
Can I point out that I OWN on Mario Kart!

In fact anyone with a Wii fancy their chances online?

boogie
11-06-2009, 09:33 AM
Can I point out that I OWN on Mario Kart!

In fact anyone with a Wii fancy their chances online?

If I could work out how to do it on line I would be.

BRMark
11-06-2009, 10:23 AM
Is your Wii set up to connect to your Wi-Fi?

boogie
11-06-2009, 10:34 AM
Yep

BRMark
11-06-2009, 11:28 AM
Can you play against randoms online? to play specific people you need to exchange friend numbers then they appear in your friends section.

Adam
11-06-2009, 12:37 PM
I almost killed everyone at a firework display last night, whoops!

BRMark
11-06-2009, 12:51 PM
Did you fire a rocket into the box of fireworks? :laugh:

Adam
11-06-2009, 12:59 PM
Nope, a multiple shot thingy fired off the first one and then fell over. Proceeded to launch fireworks at the people/house/shed and try and set light to everything! Was pretty scary!

boogie
11-06-2009, 04:01 PM
Nope, a multiple shot thingy fired off the first one and then fell over. Proceeded to launch fireworks at the people/house/shed and try and set light to everything! Was pretty scary!

Thats how the whole thing started with Mr guy Fawks

m8typ
11-06-2009, 04:11 PM
Good ole fireworks night, gives Chavs more of an excuse to be dickheads in public!

Bornunder Dutchess
11-08-2009, 04:41 PM
I got drunk and ran round on my friends roof setting fireworks off on friday. Thats right...the roof.


We disadvantaged inner London kids dont have gardens, and apparetly you arent meant to set them off in the street, so the roof was the next best option. :)

kinggareth
11-15-2009, 08:39 PM
My fireworks night sounds a little like Adams. One of our big "9 shot" banger jobs self destructed, blowing 8 lighted tubes across the garden - it then turned into a game of dodge the red hot explosive!

We were also a pretty good advert for not putting used fireworks on the bonfire.....