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kinggareth
08-08-2010, 09:08 PM
Were you at Ikea this morning at about 10.30?
garythesnail
08-08-2010, 10:19 PM
KG . . . are you stalking the site owner?:ninja:
Seabart
08-09-2010, 05:36 AM
KG:.......were you at Ikea around 10:30 this morning??
BRMark
08-09-2010, 08:23 AM
HAHA! You had to go to Ikea! :whip:
Fast Alan
08-09-2010, 11:04 AM
Adam was at Ikea buying matching red curtains for No.2.
:rofl:
kinggareth
08-09-2010, 12:29 PM
It'll probably turn out not to be him, but this bloke looked so much like him that i nearly went up to say hello!

I was only there to buy a couple of sets of drawers, but i got ridiculously lost and decided to have a nap in the bed section.
kinggareth
08-09-2010, 07:43 PM
Umm, thanks for that Alan,

http://static.rcgroups.com/forums/attachments/5/1/0/6/a1967586-186-tumbleweed.jpg?d=1216273521
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:08 AM
HAHA! You had to go to Ikea! :whip:

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ikea.

I had an idea to open up a chain of quickie divorce services outside the exit of every Ikea...I think Im onto a winner.
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:10 AM
It'll probably turn out not to be him, but this bloke looked so much like him that i nearly went up to say hello!

I was only there to buy a couple of sets of drawers, but i got ridiculously lost and decided to have a nap in the bed section.

Speaking of beds, I just brought a new one...do you want to come and see it?
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 08:12 AM
My "thanks for that Alan" post doesn't make sense now.

For those that missed it, Alan (not of the fast variety) said something a bit vulgar about our illustrious leader and an Ikea shop assistant - it was a little rude and unnecessary - hence the return of the tumbleweed...
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 08:13 AM
Speaking of beds, I just brought a new one...do you want to come and see it?

I can only assume you mean bought?

I'm not sure i need to come all the way to the arse end of nowhere to look at a bed? Maybe a picture would suffice?
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:15 AM
I can only assume you mean bought?

I'm not sure i need to come all the way to the arse end of nowhere to look at a bed? Maybe a picture would suffice?

No you should definitely come and see it in person..

I'll make you a "special" cup of Ovaltine, and you can have a nice little nap ;)
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:17 AM
My "thanks for that Alan" post doesn't make sense now.

For those that missed it, Alan (not of the fast variety) said something a bit vulgar about our illustrious leader and an Ikea shop assistant - it was a little rude and unnecessary - hence the return of the tumbleweed...

I love vulgar, rude and unnecessary...
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 08:21 AM
You've got over 1,000 posts!!!

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/1/633874184918570285-PostWhore.jpg
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 08:23 AM
No you should definitely come and see it in person..

I'll make you a "special" cup of Ovaltine, and you can have a nice little nap ;)

I had one of your special Ovaltines - I don't know what you put in it, but it made my bum hurt :(
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:25 AM
You've got over 1,000 posts!!!

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/1/633874184918570285-PostWhore.jpg

Meh...Ive been called worse.
Fast Alan
08-10-2010, 08:26 AM
My "thanks for that Alan" post doesn't make sense now.

For those that missed it, Alan (not of the fast variety) said something a bit vulgar about our illustrious leader and an Ikea shop assistant - it was a little rude and unnecessary - hence the return of the tumbleweed...

I only deleted it because it might have been true
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:27 AM
I had one of your special Ovaltines - I don't know what you put in it, but it made my bum hurt :(


Did you sleep well?? yes?? then stop moaning.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 08:33 AM
Did you sleep well?? yes?? then stop moaning.

I had nightmares for weeks after.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 08:36 AM
Meh...Ive been called worse.

Yeah? You been called worse than this?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:h92vhg5nZKFDnM:http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo332/eltigra1972/loser.jpg&t=1
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 08:42 AM
Yeah? You been called worse than this?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:h92vhg5nZKFDnM:http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo332/eltigra1972/loser.jpg&t=1

A few weeks ago, you were practically in tears over your low postcount.

Infact if I remember correctly, you were posting "test" posts to see if your count went up.

Jealousy is an ugly trait Gareth.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 09:07 AM
That was science.

I was just bringing the error to the attention of the mods.

And now it's fixed - so I win.

Loser.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 09:09 AM
If it was Adam in Ikea, then I think he got more lost than me - I've not seen him online for loooong
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 09:09 AM
That was science.

I was just bringing the error to the attention of the mods.



Geek.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 09:12 AM
Geek.

Yep. Me and Andrew from BB are like 2 peas in a pod. Except that he has sex with watermelons - I've never done that.
Fast Alan
08-10-2010, 09:15 AM
Yep. Me and Andrew from BB are like 2 peas in a pod. Except that he has sex with watermelons - I've never done that.

Apparently you use coconuts instead
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 09:15 AM
Yep. Me and Andrew from BB are like 2 peas in a pod. Except that he has sex with watermelons - I've never done that.

I have...overrated.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 09:25 AM
I have...overrated.

Yeah I've seen it on the internet.

I was impressed.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 09:26 AM
Apparently you use coconuts instead

My eyes are watering at the thought Alan - thanks.
Fast Alan
08-10-2010, 09:31 AM
My eyes are watering at the thought Alan - thanks.

Well they do come with a warning

http://blog.rapidsea.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/20080129-coconuts-kill-tshirt-from-zazzle.jpg
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 09:41 AM
Hahahahaha
Adam
08-10-2010, 11:53 AM
Ola :wave:

Wasn't me I'm afraid KG, I was zooming around Snetterton at the time :)
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 12:44 PM
Then it was your evil twin.

Mwahahaha
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 12:52 PM
right...so the new mystery is "who is Adams evil twin?" then
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 01:42 PM
I've heard his name's Barry, and he's 7 weeks older than Adam.
Fast Alan
08-10-2010, 01:54 PM
I've heard his name's Barry, and he's 7 weeks older than Adam.

You have Amazing powers of deduction KG,are your related to Doris Stokes or Mystic Meg,never mind we must inform Adam of his lost brother as soon as possible
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 01:55 PM
I've heard his name's Barry, and he's 7 weeks older than Adam.

My brothers called Barry. You just copied.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 02:01 PM
Is he evil?
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 02:07 PM
Is he evil?

Yes...he once knocked me unconcious by whacking me over the head with a big book.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 02:09 PM
So you're related to Adam!

It's such a small world!
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 02:13 PM
Is he evil?

Yes...he once knocked me unconcious by whacking me over the head with a big book.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 02:21 PM
Déjá vu?
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 02:34 PM
Déjá vu?

What??
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 03:08 PM
Déjá vu is a French phrase meaning "already seen", and it refers to the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously.

Look at the bottom of page 4
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 03:12 PM
Déjá vu is a French phrase meaning "already seen", and it refers to the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously.

Look at the bottom of page 4

Oh I see. I posted twice. :) this is how I get such and impresive post count.
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 03:17 PM
Déjá vu is a French phrase meaning "already seen", and it refers to the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously.

Look at the bottom of page 4
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 03:26 PM
Déjá vu is a French phrase meaning "already seen", and it refers to the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously.

Look at the bottom of page 4

Tool. ;)
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 03:39 PM
Maybe so, but it made me laugh a lot!

I like to laugh at my own jokes, it reminds me how clever i am.
Bornunder Dutchess
08-10-2010, 03:46 PM
Maybe so, but it made me laugh a lot!

I like to laugh at my own jokes, it reminds me how clever i am.

You might be clever, but you still continue to fall for "here have a nice mug of Ovaltine"
kinggareth
08-10-2010, 03:48 PM
mmm Ovaltine
El Groover
08-10-2010, 10:56 PM
Just realised, I thought I saw Adam in Ikea at Lakeside couple of months ago. http://www.thebrm.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=2740 Wonder if there's a chap impersonating him in Ikea? Maybe he's got another job as a mystery shopper :evil:
Fast Alan
08-10-2010, 11:39 PM
mmm Ovaltine

great reply p**sed myself
kinggareth
08-11-2010, 07:14 AM
Just realised, I thought I saw Adam in Ikea at Lakeside couple of months ago. http://www.thebrm.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=2740 Wonder if there's a chap impersonating him in Ikea? Maybe he's got another job as a mystery shopper :evil:

Spooky - it's gotta be more than just coincidence?
Adam
08-11-2010, 08:47 AM
Some say that he hangs around in Lakeside,
And that he's partial to European flat pack furniture,

All we know is that he's called the Adam!
kinggareth
08-11-2010, 09:06 AM
Lol, you should change your username to "The Adam"
kinggareth
08-11-2010, 09:07 AM
Some say that his BOOTS! are made of asbestos,
and that his blood runs green and orange,

all we know is that he's called The Adam
El Groover
08-11-2010, 10:25 PM
Some say he's partial to Red Crepe Wallpaper
And that his sparkle is all Silver

All we know is, he's called IKEA MAN

Arf!